I've been hearing everyone talk about writing blogs, so today I decided to write to Blog too. I'll do that right now. Hang on a minute...
Dear Blog,
My name is Nietsnie Trebla. Are you a stranger? If so, do I know you? Today I decided to redecorate. I replaced all the windows with portholes, and turned my living room into a Captain Nemo's submarine. I think the octopuses outside the windows are a nice touch. I'll never have to buy ink pens again.
I think there might be vegetables in my house. There are cucumber-shaped indentations in the couch when I get up in the morning. Also, I keep finding potato peels littered around the kitchen.
I should probably dust today. The dust under my couch has started to move. I'm afraid they're plotting with the buffalo in the attic.
Are you a stranger? If so, do I know you? Why am I writing to you? Why are you reading this? Check under your couch. Are the dust bunnies congregating? THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Only the potatoes stand in their way!
Have a good day!
Your fiend,
Nietsnie Trebla
Okay, I'm done writing to Blog. Thanks for waiting. Pirates are trying to board my submarine, so I have to go now.
