Lonely...

Dear Blog,

Today I felt lonely so I wrote a message in a bottle and put it in my tub. Hopefully someone will find it soon.

I was staring at my ceiling today, and I noticed cucumber tracks. Gravity must have reversed itself while I was asleep. So I put a layer of peanut-butter on my ceiling, just in case it happens again.

The pirates are asleep right now. I think they're starting to like me. They only killed me twice today. They keep trying to take my chest full of gold, but I promised the leprechaun I would keep it safe until he came back from Africa. I wonder why the Captain keeps peanut-butter on his parrot's head.


Yours Truly,
Nietsnie Trebla

HELP ME!!

Today I was besieged by angry dust bunnies. I was watching the shopping channel on tv when the dust bunnies stole the remote and dragged it under the couch. I went to get the vacuum and cleaning supplies only find my poor humble vacuum dead lying on the ground dead. I buried it in the backyard and held a memorial service. I invited the toaster but she didn't come. They had ransacked my closet and stolen all my cleaning supplies, but they had missed the kitchen broom. I grabbed the broom and NIETSNIE TO THE RESCUE!!! I sweeped my broom underneath the couch. And lost it forever.

I'm about to launch my counter attack. If you don't hear from me again, run for your life!

Nietsnie, over and out.