Lonely...

Dear Blog,

Today I felt lonely so I wrote a message in a bottle and put it in my tub. Hopefully someone will find it soon.

I was staring at my ceiling today, and I noticed cucumber tracks. Gravity must have reversed itself while I was asleep. So I put a layer of peanut-butter on my ceiling, just in case it happens again.

The pirates are asleep right now. I think they're starting to like me. They only killed me twice today. They keep trying to take my chest full of gold, but I promised the leprechaun I would keep it safe until he came back from Africa. I wonder why the Captain keeps peanut-butter on his parrot's head.


Yours Truly,
Nietsnie Trebla