HELP ME!!

Today I was besieged by angry dust bunnies. I was watching the shopping channel on tv when the dust bunnies stole the remote and dragged it under the couch. I went to get the vacuum and cleaning supplies only find my poor humble vacuum dead lying on the ground dead. I buried it in the backyard and held a memorial service. I invited the toaster but she didn't come. They had ransacked my closet and stolen all my cleaning supplies, but they had missed the kitchen broom. I grabbed the broom and NIETSNIE TO THE RESCUE!!! I sweeped my broom underneath the couch. And lost it forever.

I'm about to launch my counter attack. If you don't hear from me again, run for your life!

Nietsnie, over and out.